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You Have Beautiful Eyes May I Touch Them?


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Text: You Have Beautiful Eyes May I Touch Them?

Size: 14 in. X 3 in.

100% Cotton - Pre-Shrunk

Forget about those tired, cliché pickup lines. Why not disarm your next target with a come-on that’s simultaneously creepy and socially awkward? Might as well prepare them for what they’re going to be in store for when the coming zombie plague hits, anyway. The ideal gift for the most morbid person in your circle of friends.

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