Real Goths Don't Wear Black - They Sack Rome

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Real Goths Don't Wear Black - They Sack Rome


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Size: 11 in. X 5 in.

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Tired of these pathetic modern goths whose primary contributions to society seem to be wallowing in angst and wearing too much eye makeup? Use the yardstick of history to show them exactly how they measure up. Until you’ve sacked and pillaged a few dozen villages, you’ve really got nothing to complain about. A great gift for friends or coworkers who are allergic to inexplicably sad emo kids.

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